Content note: All of my songs are NSFW. These song lyrics refer to sex and scatalogical humour.
Click on the cover image to listen to Wipe Your Butt for free on Soundcloud.
WIPE YOUR BUTT
Click on the cover image to listen to Wipe Your Butt for free on Soundcloud.
Lyrics:
He came to my house looking for a good time
I pulled down his pants, it’s like the scene of a crime
I don’t need you to be squeaky clean
But I don’t want a brown nose, you know what I mean?
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay
I pulled out my strapon and I went to town
Pretty soon my shaft was caked in brown
I know that he’s loving my silicone dick
But the smell it’s producing, it’s making me sick
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay
What’s that on the bed?
It wasn’t there before
A sticky wet brown streak
That I just can’t ignore
He won’t shower
He turns to leave
Takes a look at the brown streak
And then he blames it all on me…
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay
Wipe your butt
It doesn’t make you gay